annoying the African God

ANNOYING THE AFRICAN GOD
This script shows how an American took the God’s of Zulu for granted and he paid dearly with his life.
TAYSHAUN: The curious American tourist
MALKA: The chief priest of the Zulu God called AMAkaley
ACTS1SCENE1
American tourist walks into the shrine of the Zulu god in search of answers for their traditional characteristics.
MALAKA
Welcome my son to the house of AMAkaley, if you want anything from AMAkaley you should ask and it will be granted to you.
TAYSHAUN
Really; I hope you are not doing this to get money from me because most African brothers I know tells me voodoo is fake.
MALAKA
Not that of the god that protects the Zulu; AMAkaley will not disappoint you, all you have to do is ask.
TAYSHAUN
I think I’m going to ask; like people say a trial will not harm you, chief priest I like girls so… much and man! I want one that will do me, you know what I mean that will make me feel like I am in heaven cos those girls in the states are not as creative like they used to be. If possible make her have like 5 boobs and 2 holes so that me and my homies can share and have a good time we will remember in Africa.
MALAKA
No problem my son just go home and your wishes will be granted. Make sure you are naked cos you will have feel like you are in heaven tonight. (Tayshaun walks out of the shrine to his hotel room to sleep. He did as the chief priest instructed).
ACTS1SCENE2
While he was naked on the bed the woman with six boobs and two holes came to him shaking for and romancing Tayshaun and he was so glad.
TAYSHAUN
Oh my god it is working, I think I will leave in Africa for the rest of my life. (After the sex with the woman, they could not live each other she wanted him to marry her).
THE WOMAN
Oh my love tayshaunn I love you and I want to have your babies. I will be back tomorrow.(she went away)and came back to him. After some days he went back to the chief priest to complain).
ACTS1SCENE3
INSDE THE SHRINE
MALAKA
So you don’t want to marry her. I thought that was what you wanted?
TAYSHAUN
Yeah but she is growing too fat, her ass is just too big for me to handle. Can you make the boobs two and her hole just one cos I am loosing weight?
MALAKA
No my dear; once the queen Of HIV/A.I.DS get you it’s over you must reduce in size because that’s the only way she survives.
TAYSHAUN
(HE WAS SOUNDING VERY SHOCK). WHAT! Does she have Aids?
MALAKA
Yes my dear that’s the name of the babies that are eating you up so go home and die. I thought you were smart enough you didn’t even wear condoms. (Tayshaun wakes up from his bed and found out it was all a dream and smiled). Thank God it was all a dream). always protect yourself cos A.I.DS IS REAL.