I just want to tell you guys that i am really sorry for being away from this blog for so long. i am back with different articles so enjoy this first one.
Yes i want to talk about African entertainers this time around; not just the made starts like 2Face, Dbanj and the likes but i want to tell you guys more about the rising stars that will be taking over from these made stars soon and indeed rule the world in this game. i have chosen this group to talk about because they thrilled me when i first heard about them and i know you will feel the same way when you have heard or seen their video.
They call themselves C.M.A Which is the first letter of their names; yes guys they are three name in number; CHARLES 2, A-Z, and MONTERO. These guys are extremely gifted and they will definitely rule the rap game, maybe Africa will get a Grammy through them so watch out because you all will thank me for the 411 I am giving now when they blow out. I am not going to write much about these guys all i want you guys to do first is enjoy this video and song of theirs. please drop a comment about what you feel concerning them.
AND ALSO IF YOU KNOW ANY UPCOMING AFRICAN STAR THAT NEEDS TO BE ON THIS BLOG PLEASE SEND ME AN EMAIL SO THAT WE CAN SHOWCASE THESE STARS. For the main time enjoy this from C.M.A. I'll give full details of these guys when i write another article on this blog.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
annoying the African God
ANNOYING THE AFRICAN GOD
This script shows how an American took the God’s of Zulu for granted and he paid dearly with his life.
TAYSHAUN: The curious American tourist
MALKA: The chief priest of the Zulu God called AMAkaley
ACTS1SCENE1
American tourist walks into the shrine of the Zulu god in search of answers for their traditional characteristics.
MALAKA
Welcome my son to the house of AMAkaley, if you want anything from AMAkaley you should ask and it will be granted to you.
TAYSHAUN
Really; I hope you are not doing this to get money from me because most African brothers I know tells me voodoo is fake.
MALAKA
Not that of the god that protects the Zulu; AMAkaley will not disappoint you, all you have to do is ask.
TAYSHAUN
I think I’m going to ask; like people say a trial will not harm you, chief priest I like girls so… much and man! I want one that will do me, you know what I mean that will make me feel like I am in heaven cos those girls in the states are not as creative like they used to be. If possible make her have like 5 boobs and 2 holes so that me and my homies can share and have a good time we will remember in Africa.
MALAKA
No problem my son just go home and your wishes will be granted. Make sure you are naked cos you will have feel like you are in heaven tonight. (Tayshaun walks out of the shrine to his hotel room to sleep. He did as the chief priest instructed).
ACTS1SCENE2
While he was naked on the bed the woman with six boobs and two holes came to him shaking for and romancing Tayshaun and he was so glad.
TAYSHAUN
Oh my god it is working, I think I will leave in Africa for the rest of my life. (After the sex with the woman, they could not live each other she wanted him to marry her).
THE WOMAN
Oh my love tayshaunn I love you and I want to have your babies. I will be back tomorrow.(she went away)and came back to him. After some days he went back to the chief priest to complain).
ACTS1SCENE3
INSDE THE SHRINE
MALAKA
So you don’t want to marry her. I thought that was what you wanted?
TAYSHAUN
Yeah but she is growing too fat, her ass is just too big for me to handle. Can you make the boobs two and her hole just one cos I am loosing weight?
MALAKA
No my dear; once the queen Of HIV/A.I.DS get you it’s over you must reduce in size because that’s the only way she survives.
TAYSHAUN
(HE WAS SOUNDING VERY SHOCK). WHAT! Does she have Aids?
MALAKA
Yes my dear that’s the name of the babies that are eating you up so go home and die. I thought you were smart enough you didn’t even wear condoms. (Tayshaun wakes up from his bed and found out it was all a dream and smiled). Thank God it was all a dream). always protect yourself cos A.I.DS IS REAL.
This script shows how an American took the God’s of Zulu for granted and he paid dearly with his life.
TAYSHAUN: The curious American tourist
MALKA: The chief priest of the Zulu God called AMAkaley
ACTS1SCENE1
American tourist walks into the shrine of the Zulu god in search of answers for their traditional characteristics.
MALAKA
Welcome my son to the house of AMAkaley, if you want anything from AMAkaley you should ask and it will be granted to you.
TAYSHAUN
Really; I hope you are not doing this to get money from me because most African brothers I know tells me voodoo is fake.
MALAKA
Not that of the god that protects the Zulu; AMAkaley will not disappoint you, all you have to do is ask.
TAYSHAUN
I think I’m going to ask; like people say a trial will not harm you, chief priest I like girls so… much and man! I want one that will do me, you know what I mean that will make me feel like I am in heaven cos those girls in the states are not as creative like they used to be. If possible make her have like 5 boobs and 2 holes so that me and my homies can share and have a good time we will remember in Africa.
MALAKA
No problem my son just go home and your wishes will be granted. Make sure you are naked cos you will have feel like you are in heaven tonight. (Tayshaun walks out of the shrine to his hotel room to sleep. He did as the chief priest instructed).
ACTS1SCENE2
While he was naked on the bed the woman with six boobs and two holes came to him shaking for and romancing Tayshaun and he was so glad.
TAYSHAUN
Oh my god it is working, I think I will leave in Africa for the rest of my life. (After the sex with the woman, they could not live each other she wanted him to marry her).
THE WOMAN
Oh my love tayshaunn I love you and I want to have your babies. I will be back tomorrow.(she went away)and came back to him. After some days he went back to the chief priest to complain).
ACTS1SCENE3
INSDE THE SHRINE
MALAKA
So you don’t want to marry her. I thought that was what you wanted?
TAYSHAUN
Yeah but she is growing too fat, her ass is just too big for me to handle. Can you make the boobs two and her hole just one cos I am loosing weight?
MALAKA
No my dear; once the queen Of HIV/A.I.DS get you it’s over you must reduce in size because that’s the only way she survives.
TAYSHAUN
(HE WAS SOUNDING VERY SHOCK). WHAT! Does she have Aids?
MALAKA
Yes my dear that’s the name of the babies that are eating you up so go home and die. I thought you were smart enough you didn’t even wear condoms. (Tayshaun wakes up from his bed and found out it was all a dream and smiled). Thank God it was all a dream). always protect yourself cos A.I.DS IS REAL.
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